Mullet

I dreamt that when I got my hair cut yesterday that I had received a mullet and it did not show itself until this morning. I lay in bed, caught in half-sleep, afraid to get out and behold my mullet in the mirror. I speculated about what could be done to restore my hair and dignity. Would I have to get all my hair cut shorter to compensate? But then I had to pee and I woke up completely. No mullet! Whew!

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